Can You Identify this Instrument?

May/06/2014 5:55AM
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First clue. It was used by the medical profession? Got it?

Second clue, it was used by the Obama Administration to sell ObamaCare. Got it?

Third clue, it’s used primarily by by media today. Got it?

OK, last clue, it has to do with the title of this blog. Got it?

This will either confirm or confuse your responses.

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit

Tobacco Smoke enema (1750s – 1810s)

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum.

The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow Smoke Up One’s Ass.”

Your government now wants to regulate another rectal product. Cattle flatulence. seriously, the EPA announced a plan to regulate methane from cattle flatulence. You already know how that will work. The EPA will determine the daily amount of flatulence per cow and charge the farmer a fee for each cow’s emissions. And, the price of beef will go up accordingly and the fee will be spent to hire more EPA employees.

I have an alternative solution. Methane is an energy product, so I suggest the politicians in this country be tasked with the job of collecting vast amounts of methane from the cows and get it to collection points for fuel usage.

I call it reverse smoke blowing. Instead of pushing it up our asses, they can collect it from the asses of cattle and put their time to good use by creating a great new form of renewable energy. It reduces the hot air going both ways.

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